"oldirtybootz" (oldirtybootz)
08/14/2014 at 19:01 • Filed to: None
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"oldirtybootz" (oldirtybootz)
08/14/2014 at 19:01 • Filed to: None | 6
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My mom has been selling shit on those "for sale or trade" groups on ebay, so there has been random people coming to the house every day. Today when I got home, she was carrying this Tony Little Gazelle stair climber thing up the basement stairs, so I carried it up for her. This things is awkward as shit to try and move or carry, despite having wheels on it.
Anyway, the people show up to get it in their minivan, the woman and presumably her husband. I bring the thing outside from the living room and set it down on the stoop, assuming the guy will help me. He didn't, but it has wheels so I figured I'd just roll it to their van and then let them worry about it. As I'm trying to roll it past my car ans the basketball hoop without hitting my car, the thing unlocks, it unfolds, my toe gets crushed (not wearing shoes), and I'm struggling to get it past my car without rolling ovwr my toe again. I finally do, and get it to the back of their van. It isn't heavy, but lifting into the van is clearly at least a 2 person job, as the swingy leg thibgs swing freely when it's folded (fuck you Tony Little, and the Gazelle you rode in on!) So I'm stabdung there, waiting for the guy to help me lift it into his van, which him being a guy would be a reasonable assumption, no? No. My mom and his wife helped me lift it into the van while he watched. He looked like a real weenie. Reminded me of my stockbroker uncle, heaven forbid he get his khakis dirty!
I'm not the manliest man by any stretch, but I do my share of physical labor on a daily basis and as a young, able-bodied male I try to do my part when I see someone in need or struggling. Even if this guy had a back problem or something of that sort (he certainly didn't look crippled in anyway) he could have at the very least tried to make himself useful, rather than let me and two women do the work.
Sorry Oppo, I needed to vent and you guys are kinda all I have anymore. Hellcat for your time.
For Sweden
> oldirtybootz
08/14/2014 at 19:05 |
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Turn in your fucking-man card
Hey, don't hate on him for being born straight.
Crest
> oldirtybootz
08/14/2014 at 19:07 |
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This would be the perfect time for Gif's but nope, so sorry man but that shit sounded hilarious
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> oldirtybootz
08/14/2014 at 19:07 |
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HEY, do you know what its like to try and get stains out of khakis? ;)
Saracen
> oldirtybootz
08/14/2014 at 19:08 |
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http://theofficestylist.com/wp-content/upl…
This is BEGGING to be turned into a meme.
mcseanerson
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/14/2014 at 19:40 |
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I KNOW, RIGHT?!?! I've been working on my car in the parking lot at work after I got off and I got blood and grease on mine. Only thing that car didn't take from me were tears.
buford-t-justice
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/14/2014 at 19:44 |
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Burbon stains?
1337HPMustang
> Saracen
08/14/2014 at 20:14 |
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something about the stare says "you gon act like a bitch, you gon die like a bitch"
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> oldirtybootz
08/15/2014 at 09:22 |
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"fuck you Tony Little, and the Gazelle you rode in on!"
Best thing I've read all week.
Congratulations. That's so awesome.
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oldirtybootz
> For Sweden
08/15/2014 at 12:18 |
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Man-fucking card.
thebigbossyboss
> oldirtybootz
08/21/2014 at 11:54 |
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You should have asked him if he looked like a bitch. LOL.
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oldirtybootz
> thebigbossyboss
08/21/2014 at 15:19 |
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I said, "does he look like a bitch??"
